[{"img":"2202/07/bc2a5eec67953edf95e7c25f77e630e3.jpg","width":2275,"height":2275,"content":"这个鸡gg了还要被摆成这个姿势，真是屈辱，少见所以鲜。（这个笑话好没水平）","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/aa2b4f404ee13bd684ed2c6734253584.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"没有生意的时候杀一盘，水果的甜香里藏着一场凌冽的杀伐。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/0f08a38a004e3b4ea2dbca6ea0a346ce.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"这个鱼的大小是真实的吗？怎么吃啊？？这里急需潜水氧气瓶，有鱼溺水了。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/8f388987816d3d908c044428cc479d29.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"就一眼看过去，都是菜，好像我打游戏的水平。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/c6ecbdbc526530039cae5d4bc2e238dc.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"三鸭，三押。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/39f7c25b98e03e06bcb09f393f849fe7.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"这个戴红色面具的鹅是小时候在奶奶家见过的一种鹅，叨人完全不输那种白色大鹅，而且用水很少，一个废旧的铁皮锅就是它们的慰藉了。它来这里是为了参加死亡舞会。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/5277f987f9ab3737ad86aa4e34584d84.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"“今天我们大家之所以欢聚在这里，是为参加我们从小到大的好朋友以及我的葬礼。”公鸡先生慷慨陈词，假装扶一下眼前的塑料眼镜。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/95c46a3fcd26304a992c94a04fecb693.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"“什么时候收工？”","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/543e3dde63ec33709dbfbbb94bcc1507.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"上班？什么上班？还是玩手机比较有意思。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/6ffd10d108a53881a410091e7bc8d352.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"抬起脚尖 提起毛边
让我的爪轻轻搭在你的肩
舞步翩翩 呼吸浅浅
都在我生前的梦里面","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/11b2bc9d50083535bdfe8e6abfb0a99f.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"我在的地方就是凯旋门。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/f6839279f56237819d9273a5f28e8371.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"“喂，照相的，你后期滤镜开太大了。”","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/adf7bc2a830a383d9a2bff84a15b5b02.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"我很甜，我也很香，只是不够时尚。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/1424c1392b5b3a25974da7e2f8895673.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"都是球形，为什么它洋葱让人落泪，我却被人用来骂沙发土豆。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/6d158161a1f135e982aff9638a8181d9.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"“我觉得你生的时候最好吃。”
“你意思是说我熟的时候不好吃喽。太熟了就没有兴趣了是吧，没有初见的甜美是么？”
“没有，你生熟都好吃。”我紧张到冒汗。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/1337891ae387336d9d3515e3b9a2c7de.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"你是广东的靓仔还是四川的娃儿？","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/94b52ba960b3348fa15f3a38e7b658e7.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"藕：哪吒的腿和我爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷的爷爷在同一个池塘待过。
茄子：听你瞎扯。
","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/4c8bcbcd59cd36fb831635f20c55969a.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"番茄，西红柿都是我，我喜欢酸的甜这就是真的我
每一天对于我都非常新鲜。，只是我不够新鲜。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/6cb3c0b08cd4313b8a7fa29bb2becbd3.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"再抽一口。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/04a2ffc83c763c36bc86f07b44c14a39.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"我觉得我可以回答楼上的问题，我是四川嘀。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/47feb9c665aa3904a8adfc9853105961.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"这一条等会儿摔个几成晕呢？","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/e94757f7098336c087fb9d6eb24fca72.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟咕嘟，溺水了咕嘟咕嘟救命。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/2eb732e5fc023c06a9d8ec6d41caaa11.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/22c22360c40b38c998d5aadaa2ee7bd6.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"灯光师灯光师死哪去了？","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/36b16391af0e391983bb39ad0641b879.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"这蛋不是我生的，你要相信我。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/c0a31e9995ea33d38103efecf6f3f48b.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"呦，稀客，今儿怎么舍得到我屋里来。","text":""},{"img":"2202/07/a69b52a897063b85bada0576580a748a.jpg","width":3072,"height":3072,"content":"这个人类幼崽的眼神一直在说：“我要吃鸭腿”","text":""}]